Alright well, youi're already here. Please, make yourself comfortable, this could get long and ugly before the end. This is my blog and it is will largely pertain to Big Ten related items. As the season grows closer you should be sure to look out for brazen predictions and bold plans to unfurl.
For now, let's go over the basics, I am Captain Rustbelt and I grew up in Toldeo, OH aka, the Glass Capital aka the Ass Capital. Ha! See that, that is comedy, I deftly switched out the "Gl" of Glass and instead Toledo became the capital of butts. Ha, boy, I sure am funny. Seriously, the Toledo Rockets compete in the Glass Bowl and uhh, the city has no identity besides that and Jamie Farr, Mash, Mudhens, Katie Holmes and being Detroit's sphincter. Ok, so around the age of 18ish I decided to go and get some fancy book learning beyond the high school diploma. Much to my parents chagrin instead of attending THE roughneck Ohio State University, I attended the University of Wisconsin-Madison which I was to learn was just as roughneck at least as far as football programs and not quite as accomplished as tOSU's.
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I always prefer to refer to T-town as the DMZ between the OSU and UM fans.
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