It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility. You have my sympathies.

Thousands of legs, indeed!

Nothing to report on the Big Ten Football front, however, I do have good news on the homefront! Yes, friends, finally my new roommates the millipedes have moved into my house. Seems with the coming of Spring and with the icy cold stranglehold of Winter lifting, millipede families by (rough estimate) the tens of hundreds have moved into the walls of my shower and are now crawling around. Yep, I saw one of the fellers climbing along the window sill and then I spit some water at him to let him on the clean good fun. Word is, love is in the air and that there might be soon hundreds of thousands of the little critters. Remember, God loves all his creatures, alas, I do not have that sort of affection/restraint.