2.84 million? That's a lot of pork, err, corn err Porn?

Yesterday, Friday as you and I might call it, Kirk Ferentz got one hell of a raise. Captain Kirk got himself a boost of 1.44 million dollars for the rest of his contract which expires in 2012. Curiously Iowa's Head Coach did not get a contract extension which leads one to wonder if he's going to have some high demands (read robot sentries patrolling the red zone, having a county in Iowa named after him) in 2012. In the meantime I can only assume that Kirk is gonna be buying lots of pork, corn, porn, pimped out International Harvesters and magnums of Moet to compete with Tress's HoverCraft over in C-bus.



Now picture this motha f*cka wit some 20s and a dvd and 50" plasma in da back




Incidentally, Tressinator got himself a pretty penny last month. Yep, "the Coach who'll eventually cost Lloyd his job," got himself a raise up to 2.4 mill. a year and a handsome 7 year contract extension. If you wanted to start with job security you could do worse than beating your arch rival 4/5 times, winning a national title and going to three BCS games granted all 3 have been in Tempe.

Word around the campfire is that Tress and Ferentz with their newly found super wealth powers will be starting a crime fighting duo that focuses largely on tormenting Lloyd when the two won't be out and saving the day. Meanwhile, back in Mordor, err, Hell, err Ann Arbor Lloyd is stroking his cat, Mr. Fudgesicle whilst sitting in a leather chair, sipping port in front of a fire place and plotting a takeover of the Big Ten involving punts, conservative play calling and blowing 4th quarter leads thanks to punting and well, conservative play calling.